Alice's Vorpal Blade

Big and beautiful. I bought this a while ago but I haven't been able to find someone to sharpen it, they all say it isn't for cooking and is just decorative, it's a lot of work to sharpen because it arrived completely blunt and flat edged (either by design or because of border regulations idk). My other complaint is the knife display, it broke a few weeks after it arrived all on its own weight, the blade is too heavy for a wood and glue display but i've been able to balance it up on something else. The Vorpal Blade won't be snicker-snacking any galumphing Jabberwockys... or prepping food... but it's really a pretty blade on its own.

The knife is a beautiful piece and I love my purchase. The only complaint that I have is that the stand it rests on broke as soon as the blade was placed onto it. It's made of thin MDF, or something similar, but the blade itself is stunning.